Can you believe it?
Always, you know that. Consternation isn't nearly as effective as acceptance.
One day it'll blind you, and I'll be here.
Oh, I wish you wouldn't. Can't we get along for once?
Then refrain from baiting me. You know I can't help it. I'm not the cat, I can learn.
Can you? On what is this assertion based?
Well, it's based on my conviction. Do I need anything else?
You might not, but I certainly do. Isn't that important to you?
Of course! But I've got to come first. Who will benefit if I don't? I won't, and how will you know different anyway?
Your words may not be clear, but your conviction is. I'm sorry for pushing you. I should know by now that the cause is floundering, if not entirely lost.
Thank you, really. Is that the first apology you've given me? I can't recall a time...
Oh no! I am always and forever apologising. My tongue wags from the continual strain. But I do not blame you; someone has to wear my shoes. I'm happy to take the pain.
Again with your shoes, why don't you see someone about them? It might keep your tongue in your head long enough for you to speak sense the next time it comes out. I never understand you.
Who would I see? Who could I see? Impossible. My shoes and my tongue are perfect. You'd have me gag! No conception of reality, that's your problem. That's why I can't get through to you.
The cheek! The drama! Who am I to you? Not your equal. How could I be? I'd have to believe it to be your equal. Ah, it's not fair.
We are different. That's why we work. Please don't make this personal. Can you imagine how boring - how utterly depressing - it would be if we were the same?
I suppose you're right - I didn't learn - you always are. Does that make me a liar or a fool? I just wish...
Finish your sentences, man! Good God…